 New Hot Tub

My new hot tub arrived yesterday.
 I bet those therapeutic jets are great, PARTNER.
 Living in the material world, aren't we?
 My new golf partner arrives tomorrow.

I've never had such fun, such comfort, such social..
 Such hygiene too, eh PARTNER?
 You're all wet.
 Cut the schmaltz, bubble-head.

I can only imagine the House Party I can throw now!
 You'll never get your guests to leave, PARTNER!
 I can only imagine you alone with some peacock feathers.
 I can only imagine the Louse Party you can throw now.

You should see what my Outgoing guests do, PARTNER!
 Geez, PARTNER, that's nudes to me!
 I'd rather watch Up Periscope, the movie.
 That sounds like bubble trouble to me.
 